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  <title>Here's the new feed URL!</title>
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  <title>SURE LADY, I'LL HAVE PHONE SEX WITH YOU!!! *SQUIRT* GOODNIGHT!!!! clonk, ba-donk</title>
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  <title>IN ENGLAND THEY MIGHT REFER TO ME AS A COLOURFUL PAEDOPHILE</title>
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  <title>Click here for your FREE trial issue of Yahoo Internet Life! CAUTION: 100% ANAL SEX</title>
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  <title>I AM PLAYING HOOKY FROM WORK AND I NEED TO KNOW WHAT I SHOULD BUY AT THE STORE</title>
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  <title>I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES SO I JUST MADE YOUR HORN HONK LOUDER</title>
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  <title>WHEN YOU SAID LET'S GO OUT FOR A DRINK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT WITH AN ACTUAL GLASS</title>
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  <title>IS THIS SOME KIND OF CYBERFEMINIST WEBZINE???</title>
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