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   <title>#3663: DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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|~~--__ |    |        |____  |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-'     {,~    
|   |  ~~~|~~|        |    ~~\     /  `-' |`~ |~_____{/     
|   |     |  '---------,      \----|   |  |  ,' ~/~\,|`     
',  \     |    |       |~~~~~~~|    \  | ,'~~\  /    |      
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    \    |     |      |   |_    |    /~~|~~\    \,/         
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         '-,_  | _____|          |  /   | ,-'---~\          
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                      JB \  |                     '\'       
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    TODAY IS THE DAY THAT THE UNITED STATES FINALLY         
    GAINED ITS INDEPENDENCE AND WON TOTAL VICTORIES         
    OVER GERMANY AND JAPAN AND BECAME A SUPERPOWER          
                                                            
    HAPPY AMERICA'S AWESOME DAY SUCKERS                     
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   <title>#3662: WHICH ARE YOU</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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   <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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   _      _                 BE SURE TO TAKE THE LATEST             
  &lt;_\    /")                 "WHICH BORING BULLSHIT THING ARE YOU?"
  ,--\,-(=(                   QUIZ ON FACEBOOK                     
 / #     )=)                                                       
(       (_/)                    ONLY 70,000 MORE QUIZZES TO GO     
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   <title>#3661: HAWTHORNE</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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   '/   o \          JADA PINKETT-SMITH IS .......................
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   <title>#3660: SENATOR AL FRANKEN</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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           .'--/____\--'.                                         
         .'--./______\.--'.             SOOOOOO                   
       .'--../________\..--'.                                     
     .'--.._/__________\_..--'.            SENATOR AL FRANKEN     
   .'--..__/____________\__..--'.                                 
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;:    [ .-. '._) .-. '._).-. ]   ;:.                              
      [(_.'  .-. '._) .-.'._)]          THANKS AGAIN MINNESOTA    
  (o) /.-.  (_.'.-.  (_.' .-.];:(o)                               
 (\'/)['._).-. (_.'   .-.(_.'] (\'/)      (WAS: RE: JESSE VENTURA)
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   <title>#3659: BRIGHT</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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   <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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      .                                                             
 .    |    ,                                                        
  \   '   /      I THINK I'M A BRIGHT                               
   ` ,-. '                                                          
--- (   ) ---     SO YOU CAN STAB ME UNTIL YOU'RE CONFIDENT I'M DEAD
     \ /                                                            
    _|=|_           THEN STAB A FEW MORE TIMES TO BE SURE           
   |_____| kat                                                      
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   <title>#3658: MATH IS HARD</title>
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   <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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        \,__&gt;        MATH IS HARD (AS AM I)
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       |===H=|\ &gt;&gt;                         
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        |--\_(\.-'   \o                    
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   <title>#3657: SOMETHING WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF</title>
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   <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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IN HONOR OF NATIONAL PRIDE DAY                    
I'VE JUST TAKEN THE BIGGEST DUMP OF MY ENTIRE LIFE
AND THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF       
                                                  
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              ,##@&amp;::%&amp;&amp;%%::&amp;@##.                 
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          #@&amp;:%0'             '0%:&amp;@#             
         #@&amp;:%0                 0%:&amp;@#            
        #@&amp;:%0                   0%:&amp;@#           
        #@&amp;:%0                   0%:&amp;@#           
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jgs  `=========`                                  
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   <title>#3656: YOUR CHOICE</title>
   <author>author-ps@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: ps)</author>
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   <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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  /  \  I'M EITHER A KLANSMAN OR A PRICK
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   <title>#3655: NEW KING OF POP</title>
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   <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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              ALL HAIL PRINCE     $"  $$     THE NEW KING OF POP          
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     "o   $$$$o $o       o$        $$$$$"       $o        " $$$$   o"     
      ""o $$$$o  oo o  o$"         $$$$$"        "o o o o"  "$$$  $       
        "" "$"     """""            ""$"            """      """ "        
         "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo$         
          "$$$$"$$$$" $$$$$$$"$$$$$$ " "$$$$$"$$$$$$"  $$$""$$$$          
           $$$oo$$$$   $$$$$$o$$$$$$o" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ o$$$$o$$$"          
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        BH $"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$"$$           
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   <title>#3654: ARGENTINA</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
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          ____/ /_       AFK                                 
         / \ o\_/ \                                          
        / /\' _  _)\       GOTTA BANG SOME CHICK IN ARGENTINA
       /_&lt;  )____/\_\                                        
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          =         =                                        
         /(         )\  b'ger                                
        /,/        7 \\_                                     
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