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   <title>#3450: CMSG NEWSGROUP</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo                    
 8                                .d88                    
 8  oooooooooooooooooooooooooooood8888                    
 8  8888888888888888888888888P"   8888    oooooooooooooooo
 8  8888888888888888888888P"      8888    8              8
 8  8888888888888888888P"         8888    8             d8
 8  8888888888888888P"            8888    8            d88
 8  8888888888888P"               8888    8           d888
 8  8888888888P"                  8888    8          d8888
 8  8888888P"                     8888    8         d88888
 8  8888P"                        8888    8        d888888
 8  8888oooooooooooooooooooooocgmm8888    8       d8888888
 8 .od88888888888888888888888888888888    8      d88888888
 8888888888888888888888888888888888888    8     d888888888
                                          8    d8888888888
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo       8   d88888888888
   d                       ...oood8b      8  d888888888888
  d              ...oood888888888888b     8 d8888888888888
 d     ...oood88888888888888888888888b    8d88888888888888
dood8888888888888888888888888888888888b                   
                                                          
   CAN I SUBSCRIBE TO ALT.FAN.CHANGE.CHANGE.CHANGE        
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   <title>#3449: A PETITION TO CONGRESS FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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   <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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      __                                                                 
     .;_.'\                                                              
    / ' \ /,                                                             
   Y  |  Y |     DEAR CONGRESS OF THESE FUCKING UNITED STATES,           
   |- Q -| |                                                             
   |   \ | |     DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS ALREADY PLENTY FUCKED UP ENOUGH
  .^\_,_/^./~|                                                           
 |~~~~~~~~~| |   LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE OR GET IT OFF THE BOOKS         
 ||~~~;~~~|| |                                                           
 ||   ;)c:|| |   BUT STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH IT YOU FUCKING FUCKS       
 || '(;   || |                                                           
 ||   ;)' || |   SIGNED, THE UNITED STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA            
 ||  {;}  || |                                                           
 ||   ;)' || |                                                           
 ||:a(;   || |                                                           
 ||   ;)' || |                                                           
 |'~~~~~~~'|/^\                                                          
.^~~~~~~~~~^\./                                                          
~~~~~~~~~~~~~'                                                           
 PjP                                                                     
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   <title>#3448: BRUSH FIRES</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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   <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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   ,.   (   .      )        .      "           
  ("     )  )'     ,'        )  . (`     '`    
.; )  ' (( (" )    ;(,     ((  (  ;)  "  )"    
_"., ,._'_.,)_(..,( . )_  _' )_') (. _..( '..jb
                                               
   I WONDER WHEN THE FIRST BRUSH FIRE IS       
  GOING TO BE BLAMED ON FAR CRY 2 PLAYERS      
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   <title>#3447: YES/NO ON 8</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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   <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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(        )                                           
O        O                                           
()      ()                                           
 Oo.nn.oO                                            
  _mmmm_                                             
\/_mmmm_\/                                           
\/_mmmm_\/    I VOTED "WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT" ON 8
\/_mmmm_\/                                           
\/ mmmm \/                                           
    nn                                               
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       '--'                                          
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   <title>#3446: IF I WERE PRESIDENT</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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   <pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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                             \|       ...              
                             -:.     //||\\       _.   
  PLEASE WATCH                 `::::' Q Q ``::::::+.   
   "IF I WERE PRESIDENT"             ._"__.'      \    
    BY JIMMY WALES,              ____ `==' _._         
     THE USELESS TOOL          .'             `        
                             .' .:-      .-.   `       
                           .' '.')       ' _` /||.     
                      __.--|_.'  '      : ( \/' /\\    
                     /,=-U'     '      :   `.  `. /U   
                               ' '  .  (     -._.---"  
                     ....-----( ' . `   -.             
               )   .:\:::\    '`. `  `  .'             
           _  (  .:::::::::....--`--..-' \             
          ( ``-.\:::''               \    \            
          \\ ""\\-'                   `..:.\           
           `:-=/)                       `(::)          
                `                      .:::/           
a:f_______________________________     |::/   _________
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                   .-'               .            .    
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   <title>#3445: GIVING YOU THE BIRD</title>
   <author>author-rd@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: rd)</author>
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   <pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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                            ,+*^^*+___+++_                                  
                      ,*^^^^              )                                 
                   _+*                     ^**+_     GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE   
                 +^       _ _++*+_+++_,         )                           
     _+^^*+_    (     ,+*^ ^          \+_        )    GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE  
    {       )  (    ,(    ,_+--+--,      ^)      ^\                         
   { (@)    } f   ,(  ,+-^ __*_*_  ^^\_   ^\       )   GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE 
  {:;-/    (_+*-+^^^^^+*+*&lt;_ _++_)_    )    )      /                        
 ( /  (    (        ,___    ^*+_+* )   &lt;    &lt;      \                        
  U _/     )    *--&lt;  ) ^\-----++__)   )    )       )                       
   (      )  _(^)^^))  )  )\^^^^^))^*+/    /       /                        
 (      /  (_))_^)) )  )  ))^^^^^))^^^)__/     +^^                          
(     ,/    (^))^))  )  ) ))^^^^^^^))^^)       _)   TRANSLATION:            
 *+__+*       (_))^)  ) ) ))^^^^^^))^^^^^)____*^                            
 \             \_)^)_)) ))^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^)        IF I COULD, I WOULD STUFF
  (_             ^\__^^^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^^^^)                                 
    ^\___            ^\__^^^^^^))^^^^^^^^)\\      YOUR HEAD IN THE OVEN TOO 
         ^^^^^\uuu/^^\uuu/^^^^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\                               
            ___) &gt;____) &gt;___   ^\_\_\_\_\_\_\)                              
    Keely  ^^^//\\_^^//\\_^       ^(\_\_\_\)                                
             ^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^^                                                  
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   <title>#3444: TAKE A LITTLE TRYP</title>
   <author>author-rd@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: rd)</author>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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                 .--.                               
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{ '.{`\          \ \ )                              
{'-{ ' \  .-""'-. \ \                               
{._{'.' \/       '.) \                              
{_.{.   {`            |   TRYPTOPHAN                
{._{ ' {   ;'-=-.     |                             
 {-.{.' {  ';-=-.`    /   THE PERFECT DATE RAPE DRUG
  {._.{.;    '-=-   .'                              
   {_.-' `'.__  _,-'                                
      jgs   |||`                                    
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   <title>#3443: ANOTHER PROTEST CHANT</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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 .  * x\ \        ___                            
  . . \x  \   __ /   \_                          
x +.x* +  ** (_ / /    &lt;\   /\   /\   /\   /\   /
  *+   * *** (__\/ )   &lt;  /    \    /    \    /  
  + / +  *** (____)   &lt;/   \/   \/   \/   \/   \ 
 x *  / //    (____)___/                         
    / * *                                        
     /                                           
          OUT OF VIETNAM / INTO MY WOMB          
                                                 
      WAIT ON SECOND THOUGHT THAT'S              
      NOT A GOOD PROTEST CHANT AT ALL            
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   <title>#3442: PUMPKIN-RELATED</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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   <pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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                .                                                          
               //                                                          
     _.-"""""'//-'""""-._                                                  
   .', ,  , , : : ` ` `  `.     THERE'S A REASON THAT PEOPLE ONLY EAT      
  / , , \'-._ : :_.-'/ ` ` \     PUMPKIN-RELATED SHIT ONCE A YEAR:         
 / , ,  :\(_)\  /(_)/ : ` ` \                                              
| , ,  ,  \__//\\__/ . . ` ` |    BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY TIME THEY HAVE TO
| . .:_  : : '--`: : . _: ; :|                                             
| : : \\_  _' : _: :__// , , |                                             
 \ ` ` \ \/ \/\/ \_/  / , , /                                              
  \ ` ` \_/\_/\_/\_/\/ , , /                                               
   `._ ` . :  :  :  , , _.'                                                
      `-..............-' bni                                               
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   <title>#3441: TED TALK</title>
   <author>author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)</author>
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   <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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     _____          /|                                                     
  .-'@ &amp; #`'-.     //                                                      
 / %        8 \   //                                                       
| m   () _     | //    CHECK OUT MY TED TALK: (HORRIBLE SPLATTERY DIARRHEA)
 \  0   ( '-._/ //                                                         
  '-.____'. jgs y                                                          
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